Thursday, June 23, 2011

Cameron, those shoes are "Bad"!


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Hungover Halsy: Cameron Diaz in the official
 "Bad Teacher" movie poster.
photo courtesy of: moviegoods.com

Yesterday, I went to a screening of "Bad Teacher" with Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake. Let me just say it was just as hilarious as I thought it would be! If you don't know the plot: Cameron Diaz plays Elizabeth Halsey, a severely underachieving, alcoholic, "medicinal" smoking, self-consumed,  unlucky gold digger that happens to be a seventh grade English teacher. After being dumped by her last claim to financial freedom, Halsey sets her sites on the new quirky, happy-go-lucky substitute teacher (Timberlake) which is loaded! There is only one thing getting in Ms. Halsey's way...a new set of breasts which she thinks will bump her up a few notches on the hotness meter. She goes to some desperate lengths to get the cash for her new ta-tas. She ultimately gets the crazy idea to actually start teaching--to win a bonus!

Diaz shines as any syncial, cold-hearted chick would, but the fashion is on the same playing  field. I've never seen any of my seventh grade teachers wear any ensembles resemblance of the ones Diaz rocked. Her red bottom shoes aka Christian Louboutins are not to be missed and they're in practically every scene. It's hard to imagine how a middle school teacher can afford the pricy, super chic heels. When she starts falling on rough times, so do her shoes.

Hmm...just wondering when a lucky girl like me will get her first Louboutins. Doesn't hurt to dream.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Rihanna, Bieber, and a bottle of perfume...

I feel bad for neglecting all 5 of my fans. lol I've been out of touch lately. That thing called life is always catching up on my tail like the firing of a match, but I promise to communicate more to you. Communication is key to every relationship, even the one between a blogger and her fans (keep in mind that I only have 5!)  

What I must discuss is my recent purchase of Cosmopolitan's July issue with my girl RiRi gracing the cover with her Princess Ariel, under the sea locks. I mean no harm. Wait, wait now. Don't call me a meanie. But I can't help but make that comparison .


photo courtesy of cosmopolitan.com



The Rihanna interview was everything that I expected: The pop diva depicting herself as a no non-sense taking, bad chick. What was more informative from this issue wasn't even an interview or a story, but an advertisement. I'll give you a hint: Bieber. Before you start guessing how Bieber's changing locks or disney relationship to Ms. Selena Gomez can possibly be news to Cosmo, I'll set you free from the torcherous guessing. Apparently Justin Bieber has joined the celebrity branding campaign by introducing to the world....don don ta donnn....a perfume? Yes!  Bieber is selling a women's fragrance so brillantly titled "Someday". Leave it to Bieber.  I'm no big fan of the whole idea, the ad, nor even the scent! But I'm sure Selena is keeping "Someday" on always for her Bieber beau.

Check out the ad for yourself:


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photo courtesy of ology.com